Artist: LindaAI-CUE
Vocals: Kidaruma/MC Linn (林欽立)
Japanese
Lines in blue are Chinese, with the Japanese translation next to them in brackets.
黙らせたいのです! 際限なくわめく ○△×□ (damarasetai no desu! saigen nakuwameku -censored-)
座らせたいのです！ 落ち着いて景色を見ろよと (suwarasetai no desu! ochitsuite keshiki o miruyoto)
耐えられないのです！(ウンザリ) (taerare nai no desu! (unzari))
ガマンならんのです！(ガッカリ) (gaman naran no desu! (gakkari))
もー最低！ちょー最悪！もー限界！ちょー失敗！天堂掉到地獄（天国が地獄に）！(mo-saitei! cho-saiaku! mo-kenkai! cho-shippai! tian tang diao dao di yu! (tengoku ga jigoku ni!))
もー最凶！ちょー醜悪！もー決壊！ちょー心配！休息反變修行（休みが修行に）！(mo-saikyou! cho-shuuaku! mo-kekkai! cho-shinpai! xiu xi fan bian xiu xing! (yasumi ga shugyou ni!))
待ちに待ったよ憧れのニッポン (machi ni mattayo akogare no nippon)
ゲームと萌えと鉄道の大国 (game to moe to tetsudou no taikoku)
ときに休日ローカルでレッツゴー (toki ni kyuujitsu local de let's go)
なんと機関車 蒸気シュポ ヒャッホー (nanto kikansha jouki shupo yahoo)
待てよここには駅弁無いのか (mateyo koko ni wa ekiben nai no ka)
初っ端ずっこけオイラの計画 (shoppana zukkoke oira no keikaku)
乗れよいいから山奥へハイホー (noreyo iikara yamaoku e haiho)
ちょいと慰め おやつ一個チョコボール (choito nagusame oyatsu ikko chocoball)
街を抜け出し風光明媚(ふうこうめいび)な景観 (machi o nukedashi fuukou meibi na keikan)
旅情(りょじょう)と粋(いき)と贅沢な快楽 (ryojyou to iki to zeitaku na kairaku)
素敵な旅をブチ壊す無礼講(ぶれいこう) (suteki na tabi o buchi kowasu bureikou)
それはお子様 その親だ なんと！ (sore wa okosama sono oya da nanto!)
駆けずりまくって 奇声を発して 暴れてまわって ドッタンバッタン (kakezuri makutte kissei o hashi te abarete mawate dottan battan)
目は閉じられても耳は塞げない 神経逆撫で 深刻 深刻 (me wa tojirarete mo mimi wa fusagenai shinkei sakanade shinkoku shinkoku)
騒音地獄だ! 気にならないのか 連れてる #&%＊（検閲） 放任 解放 (souon jigoku da! ki ni naranai no ka tsureteru -censored- hounin kaihou)
食べきっちゃったよおやつもお酒も 悪酔いしそうだ 絶望 絶望 (tabe kicchattayo oyatsu no osake mo waruyoi shisouda zetsubou zetsubou)
黙らせたいのです! 際限なくわめく ○△×□ (damarasetai no desu! saigen nakuwameku -censored-)
座らせたいのです！ 落ち着いて景色を見ろよと (suwarasetai no desu! ochitsuite keshiki o miruyoto)
耐えられないのです！(ウンザリ) (taerare nai no desu! (unzari))
ガマンならんのです！(ガッカリ) (gaman naran no desu! (gakkari))
もー最低！ちょー最悪！もー限界！ちょー失敗！天堂掉到地獄（天国が地獄に）！(mo-saitei! cho-saiaku! mo-kenkai! cho-shippai! tian tang diao dao di yu! (tengoku ga jigoku ni!))
もー最凶！ちょー醜悪！もー決壊！ちょー心配！休息反變修行（休みが修行に）！(mo-saikyou! cho-shuuaku! mo-kekkai! cho-shinpai! xiu xi fan bian xiu xing! (yasumi ga shugyou ni!))
お願いしたいのです! 反省無くシカトの #&%＊（検閲） (onegaishitai no desu! hansei naku shikato no -censored-)
許してほしいのです！ ゆとりの旅はご法度なのかと (yurushite hoshii no desu! yutori no tabi wa gohatto nano kato)
助けてほしいのです！(ウンザリ) (tasukete hoshii no desu! (unzari))
辛抱できんのです！(ガッカリ) (shinbou de kin no desu! (gakkari))
もー最低！ちょー最悪！もー限界！ちょー失敗！天堂掉到地獄（天国が地獄に）！(mo-saitei! cho-saiaku! mo-kenkai! cho-shippai! tian tang diao dao di yu! (tengoku ga jigoku ni!))
もー最凶！ちょー醜悪！もー決壊！ちょー心配！休息反變修行（休みが修行に）！(mo-saikyou! cho-shuuaku! mo-kekkai! cho-shinpai! xiu xi fan bian xiu xing! (yasumi ga shugyou ni!))
もー最低！ちょー最悪！もー限界！ちょー失敗！(mo-saitei! cho-saiaku! mo-kenkai! cho-shippai!)
もー最凶！ちょー醜悪！もー決壊！ちょー心配！(mo-saikyou! cho-shuuaku! mo-kekkai! cho-shinpai!)
もー最低！ちょー最悪！もー限界！ちょー失敗！(mo-saitei! cho-saiaku! mo-kenkai! cho-shippai!)
もー最凶！ちょー醜悪！もー決壊！ちょー心配！(mo-saikyou! cho-shuuaku! mo-kekkai! cho-shinpai!)
啊― ! 翻桌啦― !（あー! テーブル返しだぁー!） (a! fan zhuo la! (a! table kaeshi daa!))
English translation
Keep quiet you! Don't you ever get tired ○△×□
Sit down you! Stay still and watch the scenery instead
I can't stand this any more! (is fed-up)
I can't take this any more! (is disappointed)
Terrible! Worst! Last straw! Failure! (falling from heaven to hell!)
Awful! Ugly! Broken! Worry! (vacation becomes endurance training!)
I've been waiting and yearning so long to go to Japan
The country of videogames, moe and train tracks
Let's go! It's a local holiday
The train's steam engine puffs away
Wait a moment, there's no ekiben (train station lunch box) here?
That messes up my original plan
Whatever, get on the train, it passes through a mountain tunnel
A small consolation, I have a chocolate ball for a snack
I look out at the city and take in the scenic sights
Enjoying the happiness of holidaying and being refined and sophisticated
But then my great trip was destroyed by inconsiderate people
That kid over there and his parents, what the...!
Running around and rolling, making strange noises and going on a rampage
I close my eyes and try to stuff my ears with no success, my nerves are shot, seriously
This is a noise hell! I don't feel so good with him here #&%＊ let him be, ignore him...
I binge eat snacks and drink wine, ending up ina drunken madness, desperate and hopeless
Keep quiet you! Don't you ever get tired ○△×□
Sit down you! Stay still and watch the scenery instead
I can't stand this any more! (is fed-up)
I can't take this any more! (is disappointed)
Terrible! Worst! Last straw! Failure! (falling from heaven to hell!)
Awful! Ugly! Broken! Worry! (vacation becomes endurance training!)
I beg of you! You inconsiderate, ignorant #&%＊
Please permit me! Time for traveling is a law!
I need help! (is fed-up)
I need more patience! (is disappointed)
Terrible! Worst! Last straw! Failure! (falling from heaven to hell!)
Awful! Ugly! Broken! Worry! (vacation becomes endurance training!)
Terrible! Worst! Last straw! Failure!
Awful! Ugly! Broken! Worry!
Terrible! Worst! Last straw! Failure!
Awful! Ugly! Broken! Worry!
Aah, the table flipped over! (probably implying here that the rapper is so angry that he flipped a table over)
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