Composition: Yuuji Masubuchi (増渕裕二)
Vocals: Yamada Fushigi (山田ふしぎ)
Japanese
おおきなUFOやってきた (ookina UFO yattekita)
着陸しようとしているドン (chakuriku shiyou to shite iru don)
ぽっかり入り口あきました (pokkari iriguchi akimashita)
中から飛び出す宇宙人 (naka kara tobidasu uchuujin)
おみやげたくさん積みこんだ (omiyage takusan tsumi konda)
ハラマキつけて風邪ひくな (haramaki tsukete kaze hiku na)
お窓を開けてさようなら (omado o akete sayounara)
くるっとまわして (kurutto mawashite)
どんちゃんできあがり (Don-chan deki-agari)
川がざぶざぶ流れてた (kawa ga zabuzabu nagareteta)
おふねが2隻浮かんでるドン (ofune ga niseki ukanderu don)
小鳥がおふねで昼休み (kotori ga o funede hiruyasumi)
なまずがいっぱい泳いでる (namazu ga ippai oyoideru)
ダムで流れをせきとめる (damu de nagare o sekitomeru)
つり橋かけて渡ろうよ (tsuribashi kakete watarou yo)
ゴロゴロ流れる石ふたつ (gorogoro nagareru ishi futatsu)
あっというまに (atto iu ma ni)
バチお先生できあがり (bachio sensei deki-agari)
English translation
A large UFO just flew down
And it is trying to land
Pop opens the entrance
And aliens come out from within
Stacked to the ceiling with souvenirs
Put a bellyband on to keep out the cold
Open the window to say goodbye
Turn it around and
Don-chan is ready
The river was splashing as it flows
Over the river two boats float
Birds take a lunch break on the boats
With catfish a-plenty swimming through
The water held back by a dam
Cross the river over rope bridges
Two rocks come rumbling-rolling down
And right in no time
Bachio Sensei is done
